6 qualities you would need to marry Sreesanth

Now that Sreesanth has gained temporary respite from his match-fixing past, it seems like his family is eager to fix a match for him, of a different kind. Every day, we hear a different rumour about the kind of bride that has almost been finalized; the latest candidate seems to be someone from a Jaipur royal family. It would seem that the way to a woman's heart is through match fixing.

So, if you want to vie for Sreesanth's affections as well, what qualities would you need to have? Well, we have a pretty good idea:

1. Lack of brain: In marrying Sreesanth, you would be tying the knot with a man whose cricketing career is over, whose name is mud, whose cheek has been slapped. Of course, there might be money, but do you really want money that has been won by betraying trust?

2. No TV watching habits: If you switch on TV randomly, two things could happen. If you're on a Sony channel, you will probably see a CID episode. If not, you will hear something bad about Sreesanth. No bride could keep hearing rumours about her husband without having her love crushed. The only option - that you never watch TV or read newspapers.

3. A love for washing towels: For most of us, a towel is a towel. For Sreesanth, a towel is a means of communication with his paymasters. And so his different towels probably need cleaning very often, and the wife's got to share the load!

4. A thing for extreme hairiness: Once, Sreesanth had no facial hair. However, the shambling creature that emerged from jail looked like Baba Ramdev's older, hairier brother. The bad news: you're going to be married to the latter, so better adopt a few new fetishes.

5. Love of visiting people in jail: If Sreesanth doesn't mend his ways, he's going to make Nelson Mandela look like an occasional visitor to jail. So, if you want to be married to him, you'd better really like the Tihar waiting area.

6. You should think crying guys are hot: After the Bhajji slap episode, images of a crying Sreesanth were burned into our heads. For many women, that would become a reason not to marry him. But, if you make a small attitude change, a sensitive Sree is better than a macho Sreesanth.